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Unlike some of the other companies that you will encounter on the web and elsewhere, Brandon Enterprises likes to think of itself as a well-rounded company with something for everyone. This is true whether you are one of our many friends in the Law Enforcement field, or just someone who has the odds stacked against them. Our primary objective is to help put the odds in YOUR favor. Whatever your mission, whatever your situation, -- WE'VE GOT YOU COVERED!
This section of our virtual store is dedicated to products which give you the power to take back control of your life and put the fear of God into your enemies. As you will soon see, many of these marvels of chemistry and electronics have been adapted from the many gadgets used by intelligence operatives. Others were designed with one specific, yet wonderfully diabolical purpose in mind, GETTING-EVEN...
PLEASE NOTE: Brandon Enterprises does not condone or recommend the use of any of these products to inflict harm, injury, or mental anguish on any third party. These devices are sold strictly for novelty purposes and should not be used without the other persons consent. (Of course your already knew this, right?) Enjoy.

DEVIL DIALER
The Devil Dialer is a unique
hi-tech tool for those who require a serious and innovative revenge/harassment
capability at their disposal. This device is essentially a special miniaturized
telephone which when attached to a phone line continuously dials any number
you program every two minutes! Just imagine the possibilities - hundreds
of overseas calls and 900 numbers on the marks phone bill, annoying dialing
tones constantly interrupting conversations, having Mark #1 "keep calling"
"Mark #2" who with Caller ID will easily figure out whose doing
it and take the appropriate action, etc. Imagine using this device against
to harass two enemies simultaneously. Enemy #1 keeps calling Enemy #2. Enemy
#1 files charges on enemy #2. Meanwhile, Enemy #1 keeps receiving irritating
hang-up calls from enemy #2 every two minutes! I love it! Meanwhile you're
nowhere near either of them. Connects quickly and easily to any phone line
with a modular jack. The more innovative the connection location selected,
the more difficult to locate it. i.e. an attic, a basement, a new unknown
jack, etc. 32-digit dialing capacity. No batteries required. This is hi-tech
revenge at it's best! Warning: This device is to be used only in a legal
and lawful manner in compliance with all applicable laws and F.C.C. regulations,
which should be consulted prior to connection of any equipment to telephone
lines. $ 99.00
This item is no longer available.
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WRONG NUMBER GENERATOR
This unique device has the potential to drive the nuts, as well as cause a substantial amount of actual inconvenience. What it does is very simple through. It causes calls made from the target phones to reach wrong numbers! Think about how absolutely maddening and frustrating that would be if it were to happen to your phone, and you'll begin to appreciate the devastating effect that this device can have. And, just to toy with their fury and confusion even more, it's engineered to allow about 25% of the calls dialed to go through correctly. (Note: calls to 911 will always go through.) And, as is the case with all of the devices in this section, even once the target realizes that something very weird is going on, they"ll be hard-pressed to stop it; replacing their telephones or even getting a new phone number won't do any good since they would have to locate the actual device and remove it. Installs anywhere along the telephone line; it comes with both a modular plug connector ( to fit in standard telephone jacks) and spade-lugs connectors for installations in unconventional, difficult-to find locations. Size: 3-1/4" x1-1/8" x 3/4". $69.95

DISCONNECTED NUMBER
Like the device above, this unit prevents the phones from ringing during incoming calls. The target has no idea that someone is calling, and so they'll miss all of their calls. Answering machines, FAX machines and voice messaging also will not activate. Also like the above unit, outgoing dialed calls are completely unaffected and go through normally. But with this unit, instead of getting just unanswered ringing, the caller is diverted to a telephone company disconnect message! ("We're sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or no longer in service".) Just imagine the incredible havoc this could create. The potential consequences of this device being installed on a business telephone line are even more staggering. Installs anywhere along the telephone line; it comers with both a modular plug connector ( to fit in standard telephone jacks) and spade-lugs connector for installations in unconventional, difficult-to-find locations. Size: 3-1/4" x 1-1/8" x 3/4". $79.95

DEAD RINGER
This device prevents the phone from ringing on incoming calls. The calling party just hears the phone ringing and ringing, but it's never answered since the phones are silent on the targets end. The target has absolutely no idea that someone is calling them. Answerinc machines, Fax manchines, and even voice messaging -- none of these will pick up either. Yet, outgoing calls dialed from the targets phones are completely unaffected and go through normally! The target has absolutely no idea that there's anything wrong, they'll just begin to think that they've suddenly become very unpopular. Nobody calls, nobody leaves messages, etc. If this device happened to be installed on a business line, just image the negative economic consequences! Installs anywhere along the telephone line; it comes complete with both modular plug connector (to fit standard telephone jacks) and a spade lugs connector for installations in unconventional, difficult-to-find locations. Size: 2 1/2" x 1" x 3/4".
$59.95


MIND MOLESTER
The "Mind Molester" is a unique instrument of creative elevctronic harrassment. It is an electronic chirping device that can drive your victim nuts trying to figure out WHAT the noise is, and WHERE the noise is coming from. You can drive someone crazy in their own home or dirsrupt an entire office. Your victim(s) will become obsessed, awaiting the next chirp to try to determine its location, completely disrupting their normal activities. Simply connect this device to any 9-volt battery and plant it in an appropriate location. The "Mind Molester" produces a one-second electronic chirp every four minutes until the battery finally runs down. Due to the chirp's frequency, duration, and sound characteristics, it's a very, very difficult, time-consuming, frustrating and maddening task to locate the unit. And even if the find ti, they'll still have absolutely no idea whatsoever as to what they've found. Is it a "bug"? Iis it a bomb? Only you know the truth! The places that you can hide this devious little device are limited only by your own imgaination. Chirp Frequency: 2000Hz.
$24.95

MIND MOLESTER ULTRA
This SpyMall.com exclusive is quite simply our "Mind Molester" on steroids... How so?
Instead of only one mode of operation, our all new "Ultra" version offers the user THREE,
(3) ingenious modes of operation. Of course, all three modes have been created with one diabolical
purpose in mind, -- to annoy and irritate friends, coworkers, or that "special" someone.
Select one of the 3 different modes of operation, hide this 2" x 1.5" unit, and wait for
the magic to begin. After a sleep mode (timed or random), your house or office, (as well as the neighbors),
is treated with a loud 92db beep. As with the original Mind Molester, the sound produced in modes
2 & 3 are just long enough to be heard, but not long enough to determine where exactly the soucnd
is coming from. As a matter of fact, depending upon how well you hide this bomb, it could take literally
days for your victim to locate this nasty little device. Did we mention this is unit pumps out 92
decibels?
SELECTABLE MODES OF OPERATION:
(1) 10 minute sleep, followed by continuous beep.
(2) 5 minute sleep, then split second beep. Cycle continues until turned off.
(3) Randomly generated sleep mode, then 1 second beep. Continues until turned off.
You will not believe the reactions that you will get when this unit is introduced into someone's environment.
Worth every penny... As with all of our "Revenge" items you will not find them in any store.
Most, if not all, are a www.SpyMall.com exclusive! Comes complete with detailed instructions.
FEATURES:
2.5KHz Frequency Output
8mhz Microcomputer
92 Decibel Output
Requires (1) 9volt battery (not included).
"This product is no longer available."

"OFF-THE-HOOK" MIND MOLESTER
Just when you thought our electronic revenge selection couldn't get any better, now comes the "OFF-THE-HOOK MIND MOLESTER."
This device is easily planted in an inconspicuous location with one goal in mind….To annoy them! Hide this device well. Your victim will hear his phone off the hook alert tone every so often before shutting down. After time, watch the phone get replaced or watch him call in a service call.
FEATURES:
2 modes of operation.
On board digital micro-computer
9V battery powered
Simulates the sound of your victims phone
being off the hook
80dB output
Small package and inexpensive
MODES OF OPERATION:
Mode 1: Random off time, then a burst of "Phone Off Hook Alert Tone". Click here to listen:
Mode 2: 20 minute delay, then a continuous burst of "Phone Off Hook Alert Tone".
User sets the mode depending on a jumper setting as described in the users guide.
"This product is no longer available."


SONIC NAUSEA
Sonic Nausea is a small electronic device which can really turn one's stomach. It generates a unique combination of ultra-high frequency soundwaves which soon leads to most in its vicinity to queasiness. It can also cause headaches, intense irritation, sweatn, imbalance, nausea, or even vomiting. Hiding this device in your inconsiderate neighbors house might put an end to their late-night parties. Perfect for an abusive bureaucrat's office, the executive lunchroom, or for use on other office vermin...the posibilities are endless for that small portion of inventive payback. ^The unique soundwave characteristics make directional source determination difficult. Powered by one 9-volt battery (not included). For extended run times, six AA batteries in a battery pack with transistor clips (available at most electronic stores) can be used instead. Use with discretion.
$39.95

SUPER SONIC NAUSEA
This "industrial strength" version of the Sonic Nausea is now
available for non-government sales for the first time. It provides serious,
substantial capability to disrupt and disperse gatherings. Speeches,
demonstrations. crowd dynamics - this device has been used to "influence"
more of these in recent years than you might suspect. Or, if planted near
the podium, you might just have a case of a speaker with diminished clarity
and concentration, or perhaps is even unable to complete his presentation
"due to illness". This "illness" might even be contagious,
as some of the VIPs up there with him also seemed to have caught the same
bug. Powered by eight AA batteries (not included).
Size: 7-3/4" X 4-1/2" X 2-3/4". Use only with extreme discretion.
$99.00
The boys in the lab are truly wicked. While we are featuring these special ingredients in the Revenge section of our website, many of these formulas were actually manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill various "unusual operational requirements" of the CIA and other federal agencies. Because these products are now available for non-governmental sale we had a feeling that you could probably put a few of these to use in some "unusual" field operations of your own... Use with the utmost descretion.
PURPLE RAIN
This is the latest offering from our boys in the lab. "Purple Rain" starts out as an innocent-looking dark green powder which can be sprinkled just about anywhere. Needless to say, looks are deceiving... As soon as this innocent green powder comes into contact with water or moisture of any type, LOOK OUT! The powder amazingly appears to produce a seemingly endless supply of dark purple STAIN. Sprinkle in strategjc places throughout the bathroom, locker room, pool, door mat, carpet, entrances, drinking fountain, etc. Caution: This product will stain just about anything, -- use only with extreme caution and discretion. $12.95

DOO DROPS
Just when you thought we couldn't think of anything else, now comes our new "Doo Drops". This stuff has the same consistency, color, and smell of the real diarrhea! Nothing that we can tell you about this special ingredient will make you fully comprehend just how offensive this stuff is. You simply have to smell it to believe it. This is NASTY STUFF!!! Comes in a handy dropper-top squeeze dispenser for rapid deployment. All-natural.
$12.95
GELL-O
Who says you have to know magic to create a few miracles of your own? This amazing powder can turn virtually any liquid into a thick jelly within SECONDS! Once the drink is gelled, the cup can be turned completely upside down, -- and nothing will come out. Great for Bars and other establishments where people may be intoxicated. Ingredients: Non-toxic high polymer. Do not eat.
$9.95

BOGUS BEER
There's nothing worse than an obnoxious drunk, -- even if he is a freind... So how do you put one over on your favorite beer lover? You use our new "Bogus Beer". Simply pour this powder into a glass of water and voila! Instant beer. Well, not exactly. While it looks like beer, foams like beer, it tastes like *&@!!! While only the good Lord can turn water into wine, you can now turn water into beer!
$9.95

BOMB BAGS
Squeeze the hidden packet inside one of our bomb bags and it instantly begins to SELF-INFLATE. Throw it quickly in the direction of your mark and within 3-5seconds it will EXPLODE. 100% SAFE. (Does not use fire or flame.) Simple, fun, inexpensive and safe and a huge hit for children and adults alike.
$2.00

"FART" BOMB BAGS
Squeeze the hidden packet inside one of our bomb bags and it instantly begins to inflate itself. Throw it quickly in the direction of your mark and within 3-5seconds it will EXPLODE, emitting a foul odor for several minutes. 100% SAFE. (Does not use fire or flame.) These are similar to the "Bomb Bags", but these however have a smell, in addition to the "bang."
$2.00

BOOKS
HI-TECH HARRASSMENT
ENCYCLOPEDIA OF REVENGE
If your tired of being dumped upon, now you can fight back, be it against the neighborhood bully or a
corporate giant. This encyclopedia of revenge lists over 1100 revenge ideas, cross-referenced by subject. It's
a verifiable plethora of revenge ideas, -- all in a single volume! Don't get mad, --get even.
$19.95
VENGENCE IS MINE
This book is a collection of humurous stories about what some people have done to deal with those who
deserve to be dealt with. Obnoxious neighbors, browbeating bosses, unscrupulous taxi drivers, rude waiters,
and many others are out there, just waiting for their payback from those who know how. Each chapter
includes the spep-by-step mehtods used. Just plug in your own set of circumstances, add a dash of
imagination, and vengance shall be yours. Warning: Contains strong language and is irreverent as hell. For
entertainment purposes only. (1995, 180 pages)
$9.95
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